Calvin's Mother's Morning Out class has been doing assignments wherein each child must bring 3 items to class that start with a certain letter of the alphabet. This week is the letter "D." We started discussing possible things he could bring and the conversation went like this:
Calvin (3 1/2): How 'bout a dog?
Me: That sounds good.
Calvin: Or a dead bug.
Me: Hmm...I don't know about that.
Calvin: A dead person?
Me: (Chuckling) I don't think a dead person would fit in your bag!
Calvin: A dead baby would.
....Man, I hope my poor kid isn't going to be psychologically damaged because of losing his little sister or because of how I'm handling things.